Monday, January 12, 2009

A Message to Eli Manning

My Brothers and I would like to announce you played like a high school quarterback yesterday.

My Brothers and I would like to announce you are the second coming of Phil Simms.

My Brothers and I would like to announce you just gave up a home game to the Arizona Cardinals in the middle of January to go to the Super Bowl.

My Brothers and I would like to announce you need to lay off the DSO. (That's double stuffed oreos for those of you not hip with it.)

Thank you,

Bitter Giants Fan

3 comments:

Dennis said...

It's a littler harsh to blame Eli, isn't it? He didn't throw five interceptions or anything like that. I thought the whole team played poorly, and the two missed field goals were bigger than people realize.

Dan said...

He is not entirely to blame, but he couldn't hit the broad side of a barn yesterday. That vaunted offesive line that couldn't move anybody deserves a lot of blame as well.

Joey said...

He threw two picks. One was unforgivable and gave the Eagles 7 points. The Giants were 3-13 on Third downs. I think that goes mainly on Manning. The play calling can take some of the blame because they put the game in Eli's hands when they should have run more, considering that is what make the Giants tick.
Eli fooled us all into thinking he was a playoff quality QB last year when the reality is he has been an average QB his entire career minus January 2008 and he will continue to be average for the rest of his career.